PET (Product Endorsement Thursday). The awesomeness of Cobra I have proven when, upon drinking a bottle-full of the energy drink on two seperate occasions, I felt like I was on Vitamin C — the Glee type of meds — and practically performed quite unshittily when I expected myself to be shitty; one for having to pull off an all-nighter (what student or teacher hasn’t had to do this even once?), and one when I had to do physically strenuous stuff without sleep.

The only down-side is when the effect kicks in you tend to look like a sex-deprived pervert; your eyes are involuntarily wide open and there always seems to be a smile that you can’t take off your face. Anyway… Regardless.

So, yes, eff ION. Want energy? Cobra’s where it’s at.